Troglodyte Trump

• Posted by: matthew harris
• Created: February 6, 2017
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Sic semper tyrannis ad mortem
("Thus always I bring death to tyrants").
Trump’s tyrannical unsubstantiated usurpation
unleashes ugly Uber vagaries, venomous vitiating,
viva voce vulgarity, wakening warring wicked woe
begone wretched Xerses, yawping yelping yipping zeal.
The Doomsday Clock lurched thirty seconds closer to midnight
As the conclave sans Atomic Scientists’ Science and Security Board
(advised by the Governing Board and Board of Sponsors – including
Eighteen Nobel Laureates).
Alarm bells clang; declaring emergency fiasco grips hearts; indoctrination
jacked knifed kraal; linking mankind’s nemesis; opportunistic Pandora; queuing
rockets red glare; spewing torpedoing urchins;
Versailles visiting violation vis a vis weathered
wracked…xing yanked ArmageddonIf twittering Trump’s
troubling trends trawls toxic, then tinder testy testosterone
terribly tells tattletale taking atrocious, burglarious, calumnious,
disharmonious, egregious, ferocious, gregarious, hellacious,
ignominious, injudicious, ludicrous, malodorous, noxious, obnoxious,
pernicious, querulous, rapacious, salubrious, tenebrious, unctuous,
vicious, wamefous, xylophagous yields zany zealous zippered zombies.

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Prognosticators warn with more urgency the deleterious, dicey donnybrook dumbstruck
fatally feverish, fiery, foolishly frenetic, horribly humungous, jaggedly jittery, jumbuck
Kaiser kamikaze Kant, kerosene kindling kleptocracy, kneading lawlessness, learns beginners luck
lessons leaving lousy luck, nurturing nattering nabobs, peevishness provoking, puck,
Quaking quickening quotidian rabble rioting rousers, rogues ruthless seismic spasms stuck
strike terror, tinder tomahawks torching treasures, tidily trickily, troika trove truck.

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Cobalt blue eyes per president; pierce panorama;
   pessimistic perception processed
decisions made heavily impinging lives sans people across America,
   laser focus personal quest
quickly embarked, whence twitter feeds a riot
   with tweets hinting of political unrest
sprung from provocation fostering folks far and wide
   to speculate motives donned vest

Commander in chief wields iron fist foisting
   wharf air tumultuousness harboring ship of state
   foisting risky business viz electric cool aid acid test
sites set with “full speed ahead”, and “damn the torpedoes” fueling
   anarchy, chaos and enormous repercussions within sea of humanity wrest

sling with barrage of on behalf of self anointed
   supreme ruler re: Stars and Stripes
   indulging angry rants that foment civil chaos,
   where trumpeting hooligans dressed
as hooded lambs curry pandemonium
   proudly straining breeches qua exploits best

exemplified thru prophesies predicting schisms
   starting as faults hair brained baddest
dread locked bunched braids presaging
   deadly mortal Kombat inciting global Jihad lest

the reins of totalitarianism clutched tight
   by septuagenarian who covets ability
   to wield mutant ninja turtle warrior clout
   more precious &priceless than goodies in treasure chest

constituting booty full spoils snatched from breast
works analogous to twin peaks that never rest.

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