Sir Nice Guy

This is a little write up about guys who feel entitled to a woman's affections and or body sinply cause they have an appearance of being nice. I wrote it during a time of introspective thinking and realized that attaching my worth to a lady giving me her affection and seeking to get said affection through being a gentleman is plain foolish and unbecoming. Perhaps the "Knight" needs to shed his armor and tend to the wounds underneath

Hey there pretty lady! Wow you look smashing in that dress

Tell me you beautiful creature you! Are you in any form of distress?

Are you in pain or peril? Or perhaps a lot of both

Do you feel your life at a standstill? Many years and no growth?

You could do with a rescue! And lo and behold here am i!!!

What's my name youre probably asking? Why...I am Sir Nice Guy!!


(Cue the hero music)


With my trusty pedestal, ill be sure to elevate you

With wit, charm and a heart so "giving" ill liberate and transform you

Ill be there at your every low and point of need

Another like I you'll never find. A friend! A friend indeed!!!


And when you fall in love with me

(it is only proper that you do, you see)

Ill be your everything, your length, breadth and more

Ill adore you long time and leave you nice and love sore


So dont think darling, at every pinch just run to daddy!!

Your every problem is mine to solve. I love you sooo madly!!

You wont have to lift a finger baby! Just leave it all to me!

Be sure to run every decision by me though cause ill be hurt if you dont (and you do kinda owe me)

And dont skimp on the applause sweetie. Your adoration is much needed my dear

And by all means deify me if you will. Pour those praises with no care!!

I am your nice guy honey!! I am all yours my sweet mistress!!

Keep me close or lose me and find no one to care in your distress

Sir Nice Guy

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