Say goodbye to these

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And she doesn't care too much for me

Even though I talk to her in Dothraki

And do the things you do 

To try and keep a cat healthy

I give her eats

And I buy her treats

And don't go mad when she shits

All over my sheets

And when she tries to kill me

by tripping up my feets

I'm still like

Awwwwww you so sweet

And she looks at me like

Who the fuck are you 

Don't you fucking look at me

Now where the fuck is my food

Go to the fridge

Get the pouch

Then deliver food to mouth

And then fuck you I'm out

Imma go and hunt this mouse

And she kinda looks like toothless From how to train your dragon

Sad eyes

That hide

In a little ball of fluff

But she'll rip the shit out of your posters

If you don't give her any attention

Then just like P.O.S

She'll be like fuck your stuff

But I love the shit out of that little kitty 

Even though she prefers my housemates to me

And although she'll never invite me

to one of her cat parties

At the end of the day

At least she's not a dog

This is a poem about my cat!

 

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