And she doesn't care too much for me Even though I talk to her in Dothraki And do the things you do To try and keep a cat healthy I give her eats And I buy her treats And don't go mad when she shits All over my sheets And when she tries to kill me by tripping up my feets I'm still like Awwwwww you so sweet And she looks at me like Who the fuck are you Don't you fucking look at me Now where the fuck is my food Go to the fridge Get the pouch Then deliver food to mouth And then fuck you I'm out Imma go and hunt this mouse And she kinda looks like toothless From how to train your dragon Sad eyes That hide In a little ball of fluff But she'll rip the shit out of your posters If you don't give her any attention Then just like P.O.S She'll be like fuck your stuff But I love the shit out of that little kitty Even though she prefers my housemates to me And although she'll never invite me to one of her cat parties At the end of the day At least she's not a dog This is a poem about my cat!