“Sixteen Ways Too Crazy”

• Posted by: Terry Stewart
• Created: April 16, 2016
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“Sixteen Ways Too Crazy”

Verse: 1

We’ll I heard you pokin fun at that old cowboy

Ya the one that’s leaning up against the bar

I heard you made a joke about his beard and his old clothes

Well I’m thinkin maybe you may have went too far

Chorus: 1

For that old man is sixteen ways too crazy

And he’s meaner– than any man I’ve known

Yes that old man is sixteen ways too crazy

And from that look on his face I’m thinkin you should go

Verse: 2

I know you think your tough and that’s all right boy

And from the size of you I’m thinkin you can fight

But I’m hoping for your sake, your medical is paid

And you have someone to give you your last rights

Chorus: 2

For that old man is sixteen ways too crazy

He could bring you down with just a single blow

Ya that old man is sixteen ways too crazy

So don’t you come to me and say you didn’t know

Verse 3

I know to you he’s nothing but an old man

Who can barely stand up straight against the bar

Well I’ve got news for you, that old man you were talkin to

He’s by far the toughest cowboy in this bar

Chorus: 3

For that old man is sixteen ways too crazy

So you better turn around and walk away

Ya that old man is sixteen ways too crazy

And I’d hate to see what happens if you stay

Verse: 4

Well it wasn’t long ago when I first saw him

He was standing at that bar just like tonight

When this big ol buck stepped up and tried to call his bluff

That’s the first time I’ve seen a grown man cry

Chorus: 4

For that old man is sixteen ways too crazy

And he’s meaner– than any man I’ve known

Yes that old man is sixteen ways too crazy

And every man whose here tonight — would tell you so

Yes every man whose here tonight — would tell you so

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